Jackson County Muzzleloader

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.

I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.

by Dirt606 February 18, 2021

Muzzleloader

The act of blowing cocaine into a girls anus, then proceeding to have anal sex.

My dick was numb after doing the muzzleloader to that girl last night.

by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016

Diabetic Muzzleloader

When a woman with low blood sugar is lying on her back being skull fucked, and the man pulls out, places a snickers bar in her mouth, then thrusts it down her throat.

Did you hear about Shelby last night?

No, what happened?

Justin had to do the diabetic muzzleloader last night.

by Big debby March 1, 2023

milwaukee muzzleloader

When your asshole gets too stretched out to butt drugs so you have to start ramming them down your pee hole with a q-tip

Barry's ass got so stretched out playing ditch the pickle that they only way he could get his fix was to use the Milwaukee muzzleloader and cram his drugs down his weiner hole

by Cat Maflin October 8, 2023

Muzzleloader

the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.
last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit

Last night I gave Meredith the ol’ muzzleloader.

by joyoustangus October 13, 2023

Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.

I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.

by Y0 N3PH3W. January 5, 2023

Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 7, 2023