non-religious equivalent of heaven that isn't Kyoto

Adelaide, South Australia.

Adelaide, What else?

by Marbarian April 13, 2005

kyoto restaurant

A restaurant your Dad didn't take you to because he hates you.

My Dad didn't feed me, I'm actually starving. He took himself to the Kyoto Restaurant anyway though, and told me about it when he got back.

by Mr. Dailer August 23, 2016

Kyoto Overlords

A group of excommicado outlaws accused of severe crimes being hunted for money

Yo thats the Kyoto Overlords

by dbsweebo July 19, 2023

kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.

- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?

by beatrizzz November 11, 2020

New Kyoto smell

This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.

Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.

by BDSBDL September 12, 2022

Kyoto

A sexy mf who knows what to do, when to do it, and a ball of confidence. He is great with the ladies, making them all wanna have his babies

Girl 1: You know that mf Kyoto?
Girl 2: No, who is he?
Girl 1: A sexy mf, I luv him

by Aprettymf February 22, 2022

big kyoto

Term coined by the exports of kyoto. If you know what 51 means, you will understand the context of it

So today they do this low volume drag down, tomorrow they will probably push it down a little bit more, then we bounce into the big Kyoto lift off

- E, Kyoto; circa August 2024

by Spadekin9 August 20, 2024