july 3rd

national smegma day, today is the day where smegma is appreciated and normalized

Guy1: yo its july 3rd, what color is your smegma

Guy2: its purple, what about yours?

Guy1: piss yellow, wanna make out?

by Tophy_ayylmao April 8, 2023

July 3rd 2023

The Greatest Day Of The Year, Enjoy It While It Lasts

July 3rd 2023 Is a great date

by Annonymous💯🙏🤣 July 1, 2023

July 3rd

A day to celebrate some of the best people to have crossed your path

“Happy July 3rd”

by Ahahahakf July 3, 2023

July 3rd

The day the forces of tiktok and Snapchat single-handedly ripped 5 peoples lives apart and more yet to come. main perpetrators are (@s.boomin06 and many more)
Practically the annual baitout day
(Public Holiday)

Did you see what happened to DK,David.A1,Mk,Lola on July 3rd. Fucking hell

by hi hola amigos July 3, 2022

July 3rd

National ask your homie to suck their BBC/BWC day!

Yo homie it’s July 3rd man.

Say less my man ….zipppppp

by National USA Calendar Day July 2, 2024