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spooge on your mom's chest

when you shoot your garbage all over some milf's titties and stomach
Hey Tim, sorry but I spooged on your mom's chest last night.
by Steve February 13, 2004
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flatter than your momma's chest

An insult used to describe how flat something is.
From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.
by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016
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The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.
Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::
by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004
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put balls on your chest

A mixture of the phrases 'put hair on your chest' and 'grow some balls' and maybe the phrase 'put hair on your balls' numerous phrases to emphasise the need to grow up, or be brave or strong. Also a mockery of chesticles as putting balls on your chest would mean growing breasts in theory
Drink this it will put balls on your chest
by Cjleyland May 15, 2020
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Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)
Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.
by Bauls McLongcack May 9, 2023
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get it off your chest, doop

when someone’s passive aggressiveness leads to them being addressed, then sent
“since u chose to be negative & indirect, let me send u in the right direction… *clutches* get it off your chest, doop!”
by sretaw, trebor May 27, 2022
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gas on your chest

Wanting to drive somewhere but nowhere to go
you got your license and now you got gas on your chest.
by quotefromparents February 10, 2022
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