History

A subject that is supposed to help people learn from mistakes made in the past but only teaches you how petty and whimsical people really were back then.

I learnt a chapter in history today and was shocked to read that Caesar had been backstabbed by his friend. Literally.

by AquarianAce November 29, 2021

History

History is the past era of a event that occurred such as:

1) The history behind my family
2) The history of the world
3) Don't look at my search history

by lolidkboiiii June 19, 2021

History

Slang for prescription pain killers, such as Percocet and Vicodin.

Justin was awake all night doing history. Maybe that's why he went to Hirams and now has that big grin on his face.

by Darrell Lund September 16, 2007

History

Science which teaches us that history teaches us nothing

history

by Zavada February 24, 2010

History

1. Most boring subject in school.
2. Load of shit that old people crap on about that the new generation couldn't care less about.

1. What have we got next?
History.
FUCK!

2. Back in my day-
Shut the fuck up! *shoots 107 year old*

by Rohan January 22, 2004

History

They say the purpose of learning history is to learn from mistakes, I just wonder when they will.

Random guy: What have you learnt about the history of hispanic caused violence in Mexico?
Other guy: like in the 15th century or now?
Random guy: Either one I guess

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

History

The most useless subject in the world.

History sucks ass, dude.

by CookingDevice January 6, 2008