Glizzard

A secret menu item from a restaurant that consists of a chilidog blended into a ice cream or frozen custard shake.

The name comes from combining the words 'Glizzy' (hotdog) + 'Blizzard' (Dairy Queen's signature frozen fair drink).

Employee: "Welcome to Dairy Queen, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Yeah, can I get a Glizzard with extra onions and relish?"
Employee: "With what kind of ice cream?"
Customer: "

by SmokeyTheEx-bear October 19, 2020

Glizzard Wizard

A person who could make a Glizzy disappear via any orifice in ones body regardless of length and width.

Mike: "Damn did you see Winston sit on that Glizzy and make it disappear?"

Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."

Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"

by UncleBrewski210 January 18, 2023

glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis

Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.

by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024

Glizzard

A glizzy blizzard or when some piece of shit psychopath mixes a dairy queen blizzard with a glizzy

Yo bro you ate the glizzard? you fucking dumbass

by Pénis January 19, 2024

glizzard

A glizzy covered in so much ketchup it can be placed in a bun and inverted without falling out.

A recent study from Northwestern University indicates strong connection between regular glizzard consumption and being a BAMF.

by gav_holibae November 19, 2020

Dizzy glizzard

When your super hammered but still need to perform for your man

The pink Whitney hit weird after the captain Morgan but I had to give him a dizzy glizzard

by Beeeeeaaaach December 29, 2020

Glizzard of 77

A mythological reference to the midwest's biggest snowstorm that happened in 1977. The denotation alludes to a great and powerful event used as a metaphor. The "Glizzard of 77" represents someone taking more "glizzies" than you can mentally process, the sheer amount causes awe and wonder and leaves a timestamp in your soul that can only be referenced as the "Glizzard of 77"

Jesus, it was like the Glizzard of 77 on Saturday! I have never seen anyone take more glizzies in one turn than Karen did!

by GillilyPad July 21, 2022