flumpy

to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit.

Your daughter was good enought to give me a flumpy yesterday.

by drewdown January 19, 2003

flumpie

Yeah when cats get old and fat they get flumpies on their stomachs and the fur is so soft there lol

Damn that cat flumpie.

by Cgossman2 March 23, 2017

flumpy

the act of oral sex perform on a human while taking a shit

The ho sucked my cocker while I was dropping a deuce.

by Vlad July 24, 2003

flumpy

The act of performing oral sex while the receiver is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a case of bad diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

by Flumpy Master May 13, 2005

flumpy

a flumpy is something loose! A lot like extra baggage.

Sunshine told giggles that milkshake had flumpy man titties!

by rainbow bright August 13, 2006

flumpy dumpy

The act of getting a blow job on the toilet, while taking a crap.

blow job crap shit sex toilet

You won't believe the flumpy dumpy I got earlier!

by greg123250 September 12, 2016

Flumpy Bunny

A very large imposing creature who's hobby is that of apprehension (typically with a trainee Flumpy Bunny).

They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.

Guy 1: Hey lads, wanna go for a walk and get a burger.

Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!

Guy 1: Why not?

Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.

Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.

by Dr. von Ligensteiner June 13, 2011