dicklash

When a bitter woman insults her ex's penis.

Present tense: His ex gave him major dicklash, telling him he had a small cock.
Present participle: She was well know for throwing out dicklashes.
Past participle: He was dicklashed on being told his penis looked weird.
Future participle: She will be dicklashing him on social media.

Origin: Any bad breakup.

by kenkenobi September 28, 2021

Dicklash

The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.

She TOLD me she was soaked, but a minute later i got some serious dicklash

by lkjhgfxzsdnfgfn3 July 24, 2018

Dicklashed/dickwhipped

dicklashed or dickwhipped is when one or a group of people is persa not their normal selfs as they have now been whipped or lashed by the said dick to only then think about dick and the owner of said dick

your official dicklashed/dickwhipped

by baby power 👶🏾 July 22, 2023

Dicklash

Neck strain that occurs after performing oral sex on a man. Usually experienced by persons over the age of 40.

Waking up with dicklash really makes me reevaluate my nighttime activities.

by Lotsamama January 5, 2022

Dicklash

When you go from flaccid to erect extremely quickly resulting in a sharp pain in the penis.

Dude I got turned on so quickly I got dicklash.

by Shermanator887 May 18, 2022

Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.

“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”

by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022