Sucking a Ghost dick

At a state of utter fatigue, when your neck becomes rubber and your head bobs forward as you try and stay awake. Essentially, sucking a ghost dick.

"Damn, Jack totally got a video of me sucking a ghost dick last night."

by KGriz November 20, 2016

Sucking Ghost Dick

When someone is yawning. This word is used when you see someone yawning.

Person 1 yawns
Person 2 screams: ghost dick, stop sucking ghost dick man!

by Poppeee April 20, 2017

Ghost dicked

When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole

Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!

by Spider butthole August 26, 2016

Ghost Dicking

The act of mentally twisting af persons mind, aka fucking it

"I totally ghost dicking that girl bro"

by Ghostmind5 May 31, 2019

Dick ghost

When your man is really arroused but can't get hard and still gets off.

I was giving him a lapdance to try and help with his limp noodle but all i got was the dick ghost.

by Riffraffbitch17 October 6, 2019

ghost dick

1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.

2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.

Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"

Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."

by rorylikealion September 24, 2021

Ghost Dick

When a guy gets so fat he can no longer see his dick over the protruding girth of his belly.

Chuck's blowing up. He fatted out of his socks and pretty sure his dong is MIA from a bad case of ghost dick.

by Grammy's Jammies May 20, 2021