dicktionary

a list, sometimes large, made by whores of all of the people they have had inside them and their dick length

crystal: my dicktionary is twenty three pages and ordered by name

brooke: thats it? i have sixty pages ordered by size and pictures included

by Futanaria July 26, 2010

dicktionary

A dick who talks their mouth off and acts like they know everything, but nobody understands what their saying because everybody gets pissed on by what their saying.

Dicktionary: "SHUT UP FOOL!!! YOU SUCK LIKE A VACUUM CLEANUH!! YOUR TRIPPIN ALL DA WAY DOWN DA STAIRS SUCKA!!"

Normal Person: (too mad to comprehend everything dat da dicktionary said) "Go back to where you belong, WHICH IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO A REAL ASSHOLE.

by Mattnificent aka J.A.L. November 9, 2007

Dicktionary

1.) A dictonary for dirty words.

2.) Urban Dictionary.

Dude, I was checkin' out the dicktionary the other day. Funny shit!

by Wilky Dickens January 28, 2011

Dicktionary

When a person defines a word another person uses to prove them wrong, thus coming off as a dick.

Guy 1: Dude, you're such an ass.
Guy 2: So I'm a strong and persevering person able to carry the burdens of you common men? Thank you!
Guy 1: Way to be a dicktionary.

by ewoody0305 January 27, 2014

Dicktionary

A game in which a woman makes up names for a mans penis in between jerking it off.

Let’s play Dicktionary, daddy!

by Big Pot December 6, 2019

Dicktionary

A dictionary about dicks

Wanna look at dicks look in the dicktionary.

by Bobbbybuilder 5722 April 29, 2019

Dicktionary

A male dictionary.

"Hey, man what are you reading there?"
"I'm reading a dicktionary."

by mr cock23 August 2, 2019