crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

crookie

Crooked old men.

Combination of crook + oldie.

Plural(tend to gather in the viagra aisle): Crookies.

A: “Have you ever noticed that guys that specifically call girls ‘college-aged’ haven’t been near a college in the last 15-20 years?”
B: “Omg you’re right, those f***ing crookies.”

by crookiehunter November 13, 2025

Crooky

Something which is Creepy and Spooky

That child behind the curtain looks Crooky

by Akuma999 November 23, 2021