slumpy wet crete

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014

quik-crete creme pie

The act of filling a perferated condom with fast setting concrete and then taking said condom and inserting into a woman's vagina creating a Berlin wall effect preventing vaginal intercourse thusforth.

"I never wanted to communicate my love rectally but in her most recent relationship she received a quik-crete creme pie."

by barry n mcpeter January 24, 2014

Shake-ol-o-crete:

Pronounced "shake_all_oh_creete." The formidable, impenetrable substance that is created when you procrastinate washing your blender, cup and/or countertop after making your daily Shakeology® smoothie.

Shake-ol-o-crete: I just spent 30 minutes cleaning my kitchen with a kettle of hot water and belt sander to remove the spillage from this mornings' Shakeology® smoothie.

by Elle H Glacial Lake WA State March 22, 2019

sack crete

When you bust in a bitches hair and it dries like concrete

Damn b my hair is full of sack crete

by tnuts609 March 18, 2015

Crete

A town that was once a safe haven for middle class white people in the south suburbs of Chicago, has slowly succumb to the same grime and poverty as the surrounding towns

"Do you want to go to Crete ?"
"No way, the only thing to do there is chill at your grandma's house and get yelled at by the neighborhood thots !"

by Seth-McBeth May 14, 2018

Con............................Crete

What daniel says after he gets dropped at a 7-eleven at the floor on the con......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................crete

Damn homie, you gonna do me like that. You finna drop me on the Con............................Crete

by con...cretehater69 November 22, 2023

Crete

Crete is a guy who despite being in college looks 16. He's blonde and looks like he uses a bowl to style his hair. Can't talk to girls and will stare at you multiple times instead of talking. He's sporty and smart and always hangs around his "homeboys". He has a nice smile (should smile more), surprisingly muscular, and nice when talked to (he won't speak unless spoken to)

"wow that crete guy is so cute"

by duckduck04 November 30, 2023