corn dogging

When one inserts a rod down the piss hole and jerks off. the rod is removed as you cum.

When one inserts a rod down the piss hole and jerks off. the rod is removed as you cum. when the rod sticks out it appears to be a dog on a stick. corn dogging

by vincevega January 21, 2010

Corn dog

When a guy takes a shit and rubs it on his dick for a girl to suck

Guy: Ready for the corn dog
Girl: hell yeah

by FamousJew December 8, 2019

corn dog

Sometimes called "Goosing". To poke someone in the bum hole, no penetration required. This is done on the outside of the clothing. Usually done with a broom stick. The intention is not to draw blood, but rather to make someone jump. Could be considered sexual harassment.

Two brothers are putting up a tent. Brother one drops a tent peg, and bends at the waist to pick it up. Brother two pokes brother one in the bum using he butt of his hammer. This act is a corn dog. No one is hurt. Both laugh. In the future, brother one looks behind him before bending over.

by gobyu2010 March 23, 2012

corn dogged

While having sex on the beach you pull your cock out. Then proceed to rub it around in the sand until it's completely covered (looking like a corn dog) and then shove it back in. This is the correct definition of a corn dog.

I corn dogged Sally on the beach last night.

by shameful acts May 19, 2008

corn dog

what you get when you have sex with a chick with a yeast infection

I Spotted the monostat 7 and realized....I Had a corn dog

by STriker January 29, 2003

corn dog

Noun, and also a verb (corn dogging).
A corn dog is a sexual act on the beach where the male (or whichever party has the dick) pulls out mid-fuck, plunges the moist phallus into the sand, and withdraws it, now covered in a fine layer of sand. Thus the hot beef dog has been corned, and can be re-inserted into the snatch.

Her: I've always wanted to have passionate sex on the beach.
Him: Well, I've always wanted to corn dog you.
Her: I love corn dogs!
Him: I bet you do.
Her: What are you doing?
Him: --
Her: Aahhhh!
Him: How's the sandpaper telegram?

by threezz January 3, 2009

Corn Dog

When you are penetrating someone anally and you skewer a turd with your penis.

*man pulls penis out of anus and has a glob of scot on it*
Man:....I've got a Corn Dog

by Cuntalroy December 20, 2017