hayden christensen

1. a new term for homosexual.
2. the most attractive thing to ever walk the earth.

1. "dude, we should totally go out to a hayden club tonight and scam on the fag hags."
2. i would kill my mother and step over her head body to be near hayden christensen.

by sarah March 12, 2005

hayden christensen

A sad excuse for an actor. Synonyms include Tom Cruise Tara Reid Kirstin Dunst Brittany Murphy and John Travolta

Hayden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneonetwo

Portman: Shut the fuck up ya nerple

by meadowmuffinofjoytittytwister July 20, 2008

David Christensen

The antichrist who has returned in the form of a great panda.

You were just smitten by David Christensen!!!!!!

by Salansar October 19, 2008

Alex Glargaard Christensen

A man with huge balls and confidence because of his huge balls

Homie1: your such a Alex Glargaard Christensen
Homie2: thanks for the ball suck and compliment

by Hugeballguy October 26, 2022

christensen middle school

A school full of whate kids who think they are black aka () and there is a retarted and the girls with act like they like you but they actually don’t and just want to break ur heart or embarrass you but there is a couple cool people but still a lot of it is racially confused kids and spoiled kids with no manners

Christensen middle school means white trash

by Yungniggerfaggot December 22, 2018

Kaare Alexander Christensen

Kaare Alexander Christensen, is so cute, that even a puppy is envious

Hey Kaare Alexander Christensen

by hapsi April 18, 2018

Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen

Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen is the incarnation of eating so many cheesy pops that you start studying Japanese and then realize that your fetish is knæhaser.

"Omg you're being a total Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen right now and it's turning me on" and "Wtf dude stop Carling"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly April 23, 2018