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Christanic

Christanic is a newly coined religion that believes Jesus is the Antichrist.
Is being Christanic a sin?
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Christan

He’s a gay black guy ,he doesn’t do drugs

He pulls females failing in school a good friend on the edge of acting gay and a HO3
OH YEA HES RACIST
Hey that’s Christan

Oh that gay boy
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Christanic

Christanic is the newly coined religion.
He tricked Satan on the cross and sentenced him to death on the cross. Satan wielded His Dragonstone. And fought bravely with Jesus and God over title to become Christ; our ruler over Earth. Hex cast over the Land. And Jesus destroyed Satan with His Lightsaber. Pulled by gravity; his heart was severed. Then God came in; to plow the fields like Wayne timemaster to all. Little America was all that was left. Clouds in air. Amen.
Acne ruled America like the Bubonic plague and Malice was met with intent. We must kill all the demons.
I shall not let you suffer! Said Jesus. And then Satan realized he was the King of Kings. And he knew he wouldn't be slain by the devil. Warlocks gathered. Magic was in the air. No more he said. Christ is the fellowship. Even some people have fury and fear followed by chaos and men pain to see themselves more righteous then the Lord! Become one with God and I'll see you are saved by Him. My Son. Soon thereafter Jesus was met by Lucifer, Archangel of Heaven and in Hell knew no enemies. Except the Lord Jesus Christ would show grimace for he knew him after heaven. Amen.
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It is your sweet victory.
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HE threw so hard his name must be CHRISTAN
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief of the Antichrist returning from hell to defeat God.
He thought he was Christanic but hell hath no fury!
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Christanic is the doctrine that Death is the Grim Reaper.
He thought he was Christanic because he had the Grim Reaper's Scythe.
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Christan

the most finest man alive bro pls give me a chance plssss
Christan: i want a chance please
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