Blasphemy

A term used by religionists and flat earthers when logical people prove them wrong by using reason

Example 1. Logical person: There is no god
Religious person: That's blasphemy!
Example 2. Logical person: NASA isn't a hoax
Flat earther: Blasphemy!

by redgrave1093 October 26, 2019

blasphemied

To temporarily diminish physical and mental control by means of alcoholic liquor.

Let's get blasphemied!

by badclothes October 1, 2007

Blasphemy

Dunking a cookie in water

*dunking a cookie in water* That’s blasphemy!!!

by Ordinary_llama February 11, 2018

blasphemy

doing something out of violence or immorality

writing or doing something against the LORD. or doing something immoral

by john wagner November 2, 2003

Slanderous Blasphemy

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.

Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.

by The Chenneth February 7, 2019

Blasphemy Slap

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

Musical Blasphemy

A term coined from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show, Musical Blasphemy refers to the remixes anyone can put up on Radio Graffiti/Mediashare for laughs, as it could be considered a type of trolling.

Ghost: WHAT IS THIS MUSICAL BLASPHEMY~!?

by Severe Autism January 12, 2019