Fly Fucker

When your penis is so small it can fuck something the size of a fly.

Archie: "Hey, yesterday I saw a fly fucker!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"

by Richard "Dick" Boomsbottom December 30, 2023

Flying Kipper

A large shipment of fish.

I have to take a Flying Kipper over tomorrow

by Henry The Green Engine January 1, 2024

flying Dick Dong

When your wife comes out of nowhere, flying into the room and lands their foot in your balls.

If I have to find it because you couldn’t, I’m going to give you a flying Dick Dong!

by Lillaliens January 6, 2024

Fly

Tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank tank

Fly tanccfghhhhcsrtyyuiioioojhbbbnn

by Abcvd January 6, 2024

Low Flying Ducks

When you are in a public restroom and you hear someone fighting for their life in the stall (i.e. stomach bubbling).

Low flying ducks in the rr!

by WagyuBandit55 January 25, 2024

Flying your drone

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad: "Quit flying your drone! You'll go blind!"
Kid: "Dad I'm over here"

by wicken ching January 25, 2024

Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club

People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.

I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.

by The Thegn of Tottington February 5, 2024