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Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.
A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.
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Donkey Shite

I'm pretty sure it's how the Germans said thank you.
No it's not!
Could you give me zee pretzel please? Donkey Shite!
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Swamp donkey

She sure is a swamp donkey.
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A football (soccer) player with physical strength, but little ball control and passing abaility. A donkey tipically "hoofs" the ball. Is unskilled and gets angry when told the truth. Example: Lukaku
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Donkey

1: an ass 2:Shreks friend 3: An animal we use to carry things
Shrek: Donkey!

Donkey: ooo I don't give a shit
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Donkey Jong

Ape that lives in the Springbook rain forest of Queensladd. Likes the Coolangata brothel and surfing those nanas at the local beach.
Donkey Jong hates the LGBT community
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