Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis
So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
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i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable
i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable
The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.
The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!
The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!
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There has been no study on the divide between the use; Generational, regional, financial, or racial, outside of the fact that the use for r3t@rd is very common outside of the USA but still used in the states. Both groups up until 2023 seem to have been completely unaware of the alternative use for the term, due to cultural or social differences & a lack of communication between cliques.
There has been no study on the divide between the use; Generational, regional, financial, or racial, outside of the fact that the use for r3t@rd is very common outside of the USA but still used in the states. Both groups up until 2023 seem to have been completely unaware of the alternative use for the term, due to cultural or social differences & a lack of communication between cliques.
It wasn't until the Linus Tech Tips podcast that people learned there were two uses for the Hard R, & neither of them were good.
by ThatEvilRedhead April 30, 2023
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