A RUSTY MISFIT

When you go down on a girl while wearing a trustee MISFITS T-Shirt and upon finishing her you use your T-shirt to wipe the clam juice off your face, then you proceeded to take the T-shirt off and throw it somewhere near the hamper that you will forget about for three or four days. When you find the shirt again, the smell will remind you of a Rusty Misfit.

That T-shirt is now a Rusty Misfit.

So my mom found my Rusty Misfit under the recliner.

After four long days, my RUSTY MISFIT had numerous holes in it and smelled like dead fish.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 2, 2024

Rusty Tire

When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth

Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?

by Mussell applebald March 4, 2024

Rusty Lashly

"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.

Rusty Lashley is a pussy

Rusty Lashly

"woo woo woo" here comes the feelings police to enforce feelings and not the law.

The definition of a "Rusty Lashley" is a pussy move by an ignorant tyrant.

by It's not over pig March 7, 2024

Rusty Goat

An imitation of a goat that hasn't been used in a long time.

Selvis says he has a rusty goat.

by The ABM March 13, 2024

Rusty Bull

An amazing brewery in Charleston, SC.

Let’s go to the Rusty Bull and have some local brews.

by DiverJas March 15, 2024

Rusty Scissor's

When 2 Ginger Lezbia*s Scissor fuck on the rag

Hey jan, Yes Karen? can we use the Rusty scissor's after brunch? Yes , but after I die my hair black because im tired of being the Ginger of the scissors joke.

by AlienMintz420 March 26, 2024

Rusty Phillip

A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.

“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”

by BrothA:(EUGHHHHH March 26, 2024