sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

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sloppy tarigo

when you let a black guy have sex with your wife and finish a load in your ass so hard it comes out your mouth on your wife’s face

Damn Liam really got hit with the sloppy tarigo last night

by slopfest November 23, 2024

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sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.

M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"

by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024

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Shanghai Sloppy

When a girl lays on her back on the bed with your cock dangling over her and you proceed to face fuck her in a kneeling position. As seen in the “Hunter Biden Sextape”

“Damn, did you hear Hunter Biden got pardoned? That Shanghai Sloppy he did in his sextape was inspirational.”

by Cheesymark December 2, 2024

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sloppy rudder

To motorboat an ass

Cody: dude, did you eat her ass?
Jordo: yeah, I motorboated it, gave her the ol' sloppy rudder!

by DonnieT December 7, 2024

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A sexual act where two people (at least one male) engage in oral sex. The person giving the fellatio waits until the recipient is climaxing, then bites down on the base of the shaft and begins scraping upward, essentially degloving the penis.

"Why did you get put in the hospital last week?"

"My girl gave me a Strawberry Cheesecake Sloppy."

by DeutschKonig December 7, 2024

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