lucas

A lucas is a GOATED person. Lucas's are intelligent, creative, attractive and always have a gigantic schlong. Watch out when you meet a lucas because they will outshine you in every way.

Sometimes I don't know if I want to date Lucas or be him. He's just the GOAT.

by someonewhoknowsbest February 28, 2025

Lucas

Friendliest MF you will ever meet, loves music more than you do and will always be a couple minutes late for work.

Obviously Lucas is going to that gig

by pa1gedav3y March 6, 2025

Lucas Pearce

A very large and powerful sea monster with long luscious hair

Has a very distinct strut
Asks for consent (on occasion)
Often mistaken for a crocodile or a shark
*Pronounced with a lisp*

"CLASSIC Lucas Pearce, he is rizzing up all the older women from Lancaster"

by S4bs.awesomeness March 6, 2025

Lucas B Pearce

A very large and powerful sea monster with long luscious hair
Has a very distinct strut
Asks for consent (on occasion)
Often mistaken for a crocodile or a shark
*Pronounced with a lisp*

"CLASSIC Lucas B Pearce rizzing up all the older women in Lancaster"

by S4bs.awesomeness March 6, 2025

Lucas

Lucas is the most handsome perfect guy with the biggest d

I love lucas. He’s the best.

by tspmofr March 9, 2025

lucas

absolute cinema. he's making a new urban dictionary of my name. josh you're a silly billy. SS pugh diddy.

i've been lucased for the last time. i can't believe dom gave lucas and lucasing again. god damn it, i've been lucased.

by pytrewqqwertyuiop March 15, 2025

Lucas Grant Incidents

Lucas Incidents:
Rotten Fish Locker Incident, Expired Yogurt Bath Incident, Chewed Gum Collection Incident, Sewer Water Balloon Incident, Dead Rat in Desk Incident, Mystery Brown Stain Incident, Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident, Tooth in Soup Incident, Raw Egg in Pocket Incident, Expired Meat Under Pillow Incident, Toenail Sandwich Incident, Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, Earwax Candle Incident, Rotten Milk Sock Incident, Mystery Hairball in Locker Incident, Bathroom Flooding Incident, Moldy Bread Face Mask Incident, Boiled Sock Water Incident, Random Toe Sucking Incident, Unflushed Surprise Incident.

"Lucas Grant Incidents was a nightmare, from the Rotten Fish Locker Incident and Used Band-Aid in Lunch Incident to the stomach-turning Toenail Sandwich Incident. The horror peaked with the Mystery Puddle Licking Incident, the Earwax Candle Incident, and the truly infamous Unflushed Surprise Incident—a day that scarred everyone involved."

by skibidifanumtax March 25, 2025