nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.

markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half

by ultratism May 6, 2022

A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy

A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy is a boy that would never settle for you. Your best bet is to lower your expectations a few. Although you may think the love of your life only exists in your mind. Guess what... YOU'RE RIGHT!!

Madison: I just want a guy thats sweet. A guy thats tough. A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
Brooklyn: The kind of guy that'll get along with my friends w/o being attracted to any of them
Madison: A good boy!
Brooklyn: A bad boy!
Madison: A GOOD BAD BOY
Brooklyn and Madison: A HALF GOOD HALF BAD HALF BOY!!

Bo: You ladies needa settle down. A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy would never settle for YOU

by corey<333 May 13, 2022

Half a fag

A man who exhibits gay behavior but leads a somewhat obfuscated “straight life.” Sometimes confused with a metrosexual but often more suspiciously homosexual.

Howard is often leaving his wife to go to the park with his toy poodle, I bet that half a fag is looking for strange dick to suck.

by His lordship and mr handsome January 6, 2022

Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.

Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.

by Dj smiles January 18, 2022

Half Judied

The opposite of a male being half chubbed, the female is “half judied”.

“My boyfriends hot dad walked in from his work out and I instantly was half judied”

by Fakos September 15, 2022

Half-Vegan

Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off

"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"

by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022

radcliffe half

The art of promising to save someone something but leaving them with fuck all.

A: Save us half on that ciggy lad
B: Yeah no worries mate save you a radcliffe half
A: What the fuck's that?! Smoking cork here lad

by Sewy 7 September 23, 2022