Fart Freckles

Fart freckles is when someone accidentally farts on your face when you are eating their ass.

I heard that song about eating the Booty like groceries and I tried it but she gave me fart freckles and her Brown eye gave me pink eye.

by Odd_James November 7, 2019

squid fart

Whenever you and your significant other are getting it on under the covers and then you feel that he/she is wet, get even more turned on.. then you realize she squirted and shit herself all over the bed. She squid farted.

I was getting really horny because I thought I was getting her really wet, but she actually squid farted under the covers.

by violettemafia8 November 17, 2019

super fart

when you fart but like its smelly as fuck

yeah he just super farted...
fart moment

by bimbob November 30, 2019

Fart kick

When a male forces a fart an it unexpectedly explodes under his nutsack does feeling like he got kicked in the balls!

Neil tried to force a silent fart in church but ended up fart kicking himself in the balls!

by Wrongway bandit December 3, 2019

Bank a Fart

When you hold in a fart, just to save the fart for a later time at a greater strength.

“I was at work the other day In a meeting, so I decided to bank a fart for later.”

by Biscuit12 December 8, 2019

Parched Fart

when you have a really airy fart

ugh i just had such a parched fart.

by glue gun stanley April 15, 2019

protiene fart

smelly air poop

i hads big protiene fart

by derpproteinfart June 6, 2019