Rage Turd

When you take a shit on the bed to get back at your significant other.

Amber Heard took a Rage Turd on the bed

by TheMosher June 1, 2022

Turd Gambling

Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.

You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.

by Gavvihn June 3, 2022

turd filled

full of excrement logs

dude look at that turd filled mug!

by urghuofd9gui December 6, 2021

Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.

I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.

by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021

big turd

Something that can not be resisted by the gods, something so, incredibly, very delicious just thinking about can make your mouth water.

"Dude, is that a big turd? Ya'know, I'm getting pretty hungry all of the sudden..."

by big Pepe man April 10, 2022

Turd sandwich

I person that ids being a jerk or is being lame

you being a turd sandwich

by Moosekaper April 11, 2022

rat turd

someone you really like!

i really love jeremy, he’s such a rat turd

by nameshdbdbbde November 4, 2021