Sam

Sam is a beautiful human being. He has one of the biggest 9 incher you have ever seen.

He is a sexy beast who reels in all the ladies. He lasts 30 minutes. And will for sure please you all over

Are you OK?! you like like you've been Samed pretty hard

by sexiestbakaruffruff June 22, 2022

Sam

Pretty brick guy
Never hits more than 1 three per pickup game

That’s it
Either he’s 1/1 or -354/-98
Also pretty bad at hog

And cr

“How’s his basketball”
“He’s a Sam”
“Oh lord get me away from him, his brick was might spread to me,” said Danial the 10x NBA MVP, champion, all star mvp, scoring title winner, dpoy winner, and 2k god player

by Most accurate definition man June 23, 2022

Sam

Sam is a weird but quiet funny boy you’ll met from a discord server lol

Sam: I have work today so I'm just going to slide out. So bye. Ok take care.

by frog-queen June 25, 2022

Sam Layng

This is another term for someone who likes to kidnap kids and play soggy biscuit with them.

The kidnapper was a Sam Layng.

by awdi ajwidjad June 28, 2022

Sam henry

Colonel Sanders long lost son, the fried life chose me

Oi Sam Henry, New jaw who this?

by Colonel Sanders Junior June 30, 2022

A Sam

Just simply bot statements of an obvious joke or irrelevant topics in the middle of a conversation.

"Damn he's not good in the nba"
Sam: Nova Alum
"Sorry im into girls only"
Sam: oh so you must a lesbian
Such a sam

by Coon36 July 5, 2022

Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed

Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )

by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022