Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.

In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”

by SuperKamptiA May 7, 2023

hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.

Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?

by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023

Hard

A word used in british slang, used to say how tough someone is

Roadman 1: “Oi blud, aint you so hard, innit?”
Roadman 2: “Nah blud ima smash u up yeah?”

by JimmehMcJimFace May 14, 2023

hard cope

For when someone is coping to a irrational degree

Did you hear that bob is still trying to peddle the "Biden stole the election!" nonsense

Yeah that's a hard cope if I've ever seen one

by skyethesudoer July 13, 2023

Hard boiled egg

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.

Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?

by E hates Q July 18, 2023

School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, depressed, lonely, dropout, (usually American) drug addicts put as their education on any social media platform because it makes them feel better than admitting that they couldn’t pass the basic high school requirements.

Job: Thug/Drug Dealer at Your Mom
Education: School of Hard Knocks

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 July 21, 2023

Something thats long and hard

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by Inni84 July 22, 2023