sam

The most clapped mother-fucker you will ever meet. usually works at coca-cola and doesn't shut up about it...
about 4'11 and has a VERY small 'weenie' (Johnson, 2022).

Also, a pretty cool guy... likes old people.

sam: Hi my names sam, I work at coca-cola
person 1: oh nice!
person 2: YOU TELL EVERYONE ! SHUT UP

by smhdk October 23, 2022

bitch sam

c!sam after killing ranboo and kidnapping michael

person 1: fuck bitch sam
person 2: i agree

by EnoughDude May 14, 2022

sam

sexy as fuck

sam is sexy

by mas but backwarsd May 15, 2022

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

By Mckenley the all knowing

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022

Sam Heintz

211 S Pine

Always watching

The fridge

Did you see that rustle in the bushes? That was sam heintz

by Floobhs May 21, 2022

Sam Powel

The biggest forehead known to man. It's an urban legend that the original planes were landed on it. America has declared war on Sam Powel as the oil levels are through the roof.

I reckon I could land a minicomputer on Sam Powel.

by Yetteus May 25, 2022