Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

Rue talk

When someone is so high they say nonsense that is supppperrr WACK with the most sincere straight face, just staring at you.

.....Usually staring you dead in the eyes.
.....Usually whatever they said will make you just think ...WTF?

I'm pretty sure it's a form of dialect derrived of the WACK.

Shit WaCk?

Never a dull conversation tho.

You: ***minding own business coloring or tinkering with random shit***

Friend: ***walks up with a couch cushion***┬ ─ ┬ ノ ( º _ º ノ )

***looks you dead in the eyes***.

ಠ 益 ಠ.

ಠ ೧ ಠ,

( ╬ ⁽ ⁽ ⁰ ⁾ ⁾ Д ⁽ ⁽ ⁰ ⁾ ⁾ )

" the nanny shoes take my socks. You know where my dad is? "... ( ╬ ☉ д ⊙ ) ⊰ ⊹ฺ

No one:

Person: ( ☞ ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ) ☞ ... W A C K ...

You: ಠಿ _ ಠ

Friend:( ╬ ⁽ ⁽ ⁰ ⁾ ⁾ Д ⁽ ⁽ ⁰ ⁾ ⁾ )

You: ಠ _ ʖ ಠ

Friend: *** walks off causally***

***W. A. C. K**

You: ¯ \ _ ( ⊙ _ ʖ ⊙ ) _ / ¯ Rue talk?¿

by Littlepixiepeedinpots September 29, 2023

National talking stage day

Invite your talking stage on a date and celebrate almost being in a relationship.

Jimmy: Emily let's go celebrate we are in a talking stage
Emily: why today?
Jimmy: it's national talking stage day!!

by National.day October 2, 2023

Let's talk fat

To speak as if you weren't watching your weight, pretending as if you were overweight and eating anything you want

Person 1: Let's talk fat, like let's forget that we're trying to watch our diet let's pretend we're getting like Happy Meals.
Person 2: Let's pretend we're giant Globglogabgalabs.

by Joakwin October 6, 2023

talking dog

A furry

Bob: I got some fire head from a talking dog last night!

Joe: ??????

by Zohle December 2, 2020

Slut talk

A bitch that’s straight up freaky and nasty

“Aye bro, Did you know Jess got that slut talk”

by Running like bolt December 6, 2020

And we talking bout Nav...

Navraj "Nav" Singh Goraya is a Canadian rapper who achieved some attention in 2018 after Kylie Jenner posted a video quietly swaying to his song "Myself." Nav would later provoke DJ Akademiks, who subsequently highlighted Nav's cultural inconsequence, asking "who's talking about Nav? NAV!?" "And we talking bout Nav" therefore illustrates a conversation that is so insignificant that it shouldn't be happening. In fact, it would be disgraceful that anybody would be so distracted as to have an "and we talking bout Nav" conversation in the first place.

(Scrolling through old Trump tweets feuding with former Venezuelan beauty-pageant contestant Alicia Machado): China's beating America in AI and 5G ... And we talking bout Nav...

by talkinboutNav December 12, 2020