Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016

birthday cream

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances

Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.

by The Formuoli March 24, 2016

cream facial

Cum all over Someone's face!

I gave her an amazing cream facial.

by Kmac148 April 11, 2016

Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.

My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.

by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016

Cream egg

This is when you are getting a blow job from a black person and you ejaculate in there mouth and slap there cheaks causing the cum explodes out of their mouth like opening a cream egg

Flowing cream
Cream egg

by Longshlond dom November 29, 2016

holiday cream pie

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.

"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"

by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016

Nutter cream

When you are having a threesome with another guy and girl. While you are on your back, fucking out her brains. The guy starts gettin a blowjob from the girl and his sweat drips in your face.

guy1 how was your threesome?
{guy2 went well until i got nutter creamed.

by Joey powell December 14, 2016