by Vudruu January 21, 2024
Get the Irish Muffin mug.by cunt19 January 21, 2024
Get the Cunta-Muffin mug.A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.
" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."
by Muffinslob January 27, 2024
Get the Slobber Muffin mug.When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
Get the Mexican Trunk Muffin mug.by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022
Get the Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mug.Sussy muffin is a term used to declare something suspicious.
For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin
For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin
Jessica is a sussy muffin because she said she couldn't go to work because she was sick.... but I caught her at the bar.
by anonymous December 20, 2022
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