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sussy muffin

Sussy muffin is a term used to declare something suspicious.

For an example, you open your muffin thinking is a chocolate chip muffin... but it's actually a blueberry muffin
Jessica is a sussy muffin because she said she couldn't go to work because she was sick.... but I caught her at the bar.
by anonymous December 20, 2022
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Muffin man?

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022
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Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies
"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"
by macado genious1 April 7, 2023
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Muffin Man’d

Muffin man’d refers to the quotation of the interrogation scene from the movie Shrek in an online chat, as a call and response from users in chat, each user quoting one line after the other.

Do you know, the muffin man?
The muffin man?
The muffin man!
Oh man Mattymorgs twitch chat (HeroZone) was crazy last night. We must have muffin man’d like 3 times!!!
by SaJ April 22, 2023
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tweaker muffin

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023
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muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale
Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins
by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023
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