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#GeT Got enough TP?

Said to someone who is whining. TP stands for toilet paper. When you ask if someone's got enough TP or use the hashtag #GeT you are asking if someone needs more TP for comfort, for example to blow their nose or wipe their tears
John: You are always late, always always always and never on time
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?
by Sir Chivalry July 19, 2021
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got ya

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021
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ain't got

Do not have the
by John the fapper September 11, 2021
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Ket got your tongue

Like cat got your tongue but when you’ve had too much ketamine and you can’t quite spit out the word you want to finish your sentence
Me: hdhdhdkskhdkslshbdhdvdkf
Them: what’s the matter? Ket got your tongue?
by Fun Fun 303 September 11, 2021
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just got DICKED!

Dicked - The act of being messed with or being pranked.
Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.
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that’s-all you got!

Two people in a discussion. One is loosing the argument and drops the f…..bomb.
The other person says yea: that’s all you got!
I say in response to someone’s statement “that’s a lie, and you know it”. The person says to me f…. you mother f…..! I say yea: that’s-all you got!, you’re done because That’s-All You Got!
by drteebro September 25, 2021
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I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
by av9e February 18, 2022
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