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Jake

Jake is a handsome person, with great hair and he is very tall. He has a funny sense of humour and he is genourous too. He can be annoying by listining to loud music of playing games.
by DoryJones🐠 April 18, 2018
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jake faghan

A Fatass kid that no one likes
by Psdkcgc August 4, 2017
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jake

the guy who stole your bitch and is getting layed as you read this
Guy one:"yo that jake guy is so lucky he is already in bed with bethany."
Guy two:"hey bethany is my girlfriend "
Guyone:"HAHA he jake stole your bitch"
by allah jake August 13, 2017
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jake webb

An absolute mad cunt , has a gay mate named justin walker
fuck i wish i was a jake webb
by pingers for days August 14, 2017
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Jake Orr

A creation of the god Gas Goose himself, Jake Orr strives only to serve his great master. But with Gutterbutt's powers rising, Jake Orr now stands in between both sides- undecided.
by Gutterbutt August 23, 2017
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Jake

A guy that is really touchy and who likes to break people's hearts
Jake is a douche

Jake is such a man hoe
by anonymous October 14, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.
A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018
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