I’m 20 in a half

well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

Say for instance you know how kids be like I’m 8 in half well shiii tomorrow my birthday and I’ll be 21 so I’m 20 in a half today

by Smart guy22 November 23, 2022

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Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.

Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."

by Joools November 28, 2022

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Half Moon

1. Sex position

2. A pastry made in Central New York State

3. something to do with plumbers and repairmen showing half of their asses in your house under an appliance

4. a Moon phase like full moon and new moon

1. F- "Hey honey let's try this new position I found out about"
M- "What is the name of the position"
F- "Something called Half Moon"

2. A video involving a company in CNY that makes half-moons (can't do links sorry)

3. "Hey Frank I just half-mooned a costumer while fixing their shitty appliance"
"Ha, that funny Jimbo"

4. Too lazy to describe this half-moon so here is a emoji 🌓"

by Please Fill In The Box April 23, 2022

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