Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.
If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
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