I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.

While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.

by av9e February 18, 2022

Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

kon got windows 11!

Discord user getting windows 11.
used mostly in US/CA

Yo! Kon got windows 11! Better friend him.
guys! my friend kon got windows 11! maybe Lauri did too!

by mysticalish February 26, 2022

He got a little girl in him

It means that a male is a closet gay or has female qualities

Even though he tried to hide it he got a little girl in him. You can see his female traits

by anonymous August 12, 2021

she's got a picture of an anime girl's face

This is to do with Wilbur Soot's 'I'm In Love With An E-Girl', an absolute classic.

Now who is Wilbur Soot you may ask? Well he is a man who fell in love with TommyInnit many years ago.

"She's got a picture of an anime girl's face!"
"Just a single"
"Nothing more"
"Send her rubbing up my ethernet cord"

by GiggleOfficial August 20, 2021

Might got

Another way to say "may have".

"Don't share nobody's lipstick, they might got a disease"

by #Venom August 28, 2021

Might got

A short way of saying "may have".

"Don't share nobody's lipstick, they might got a disease"

by #Venom August 28, 2021