Al-car-holic

A person addicted to automobiles

He can't go anywhere without his car, he's an al-car-holic.

by Anton999 February 20, 2018

Donut on a car

Whenever a group of 5 people, wherein 4 of them paired up (as two couples or two people going for sex) and the fifth person is fifth wheeling. No longer shall they be called a fifth wheel rather a donut.

Joe: Hey man did you see the group walking over there?
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.

by Jewish yeti February 25, 2018

Car cuddle

The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster

Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.

by joecoolthefool March 2, 2017

Asian Car wash

When a Asian chick licks your asshole...

I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash

by Machinist425 March 7, 2017

top my car out

See how fast it can go

I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home

by Kurioking March 17, 2017

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

Car Bombed

After a friend has given you a ride, before you get out of their car, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

aka Uber fart

After john gave me a ride, I car bombed him good!

by dboys194 May 8, 2016