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muffin loaf

When a vagina has lips that are large enough to stick together creating a singular shape that resembles a loaf of bread that must be sliced before being eaten.
"Damn, she has a nice lil muffin loaf on her and I'm about to get me a slice!"
"Some people like an innie and some people like an outie, I personally prefer a nice muffin loaf."
"This bathing suit is so small, I feel like my muffin loaf is showing."
by anonymous May 1, 2023
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muffin

a nickname for a femboy who plays the role of a bottom and wears thigh high socks.
see that guy over there? he’s a total muffin.
by rose :p December 8, 2023
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Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.
I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.
by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023
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Fresh Muffins

Fresh Muffins is slang for someone who is hung like a whale
Did you see that adult movie the other night? The main guy definitely had Fresh Muffins
by arsenalsucks August 23, 2023
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muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven
Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex
by Epicbowler August 26, 2023
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willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023
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willy muffin

To whack someone with a muffin (sexually).
by -6-6-6 September 4, 2023
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