hard nagget

hard nagget means that ur acting different than you usually act. you’re being out of the ordinary

“makayla has been like a hard nagget latley ever since she’s been hanging out with nathan”

by the unknown 101 September 23, 2018

Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

by ANTONIOGOT May 30, 2018

when where how hard?

when where how hard?

person: "fuck you"

person 2: "when where how hard?"

by material gowrl February 25, 2023

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Rocky Road Hard

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.

Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.

by Skullylove March 21, 2023

Tickle-hard

A tickle hard happens after you’ve fucked and orgasmed, and your clit/penis is so sensitive that you can’t stand for it to be touched because it causes an unbearable tickle, almost painful, but not quite in that category. It is just a tickle that is a hard ass mother fucker, causing one to jerk and display seizure like activity, and some may even pee from the sensitivity and the ticklehard.

Say, uncle, do you wanna kiss my pee pee until You make it tickle-hard?

by My name is puka… March 22, 2023

Hard Candy

Slang for Child Pornography.

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive

by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023