Hard boiled egg tits

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

by ANTONIOGOT May 30, 2018

when where how hard?

when where how hard?

person: "fuck you"

person 2: "when where how hard?"

by material gowrl February 25, 2023

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Rocky Road Hard

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.

Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.

by Skullylove March 21, 2023

Tickle-hard

A tickle hard happens after you’ve fucked and orgasmed, and your clit/penis is so sensitive that you can’t stand for it to be touched because it causes an unbearable tickle, almost painful, but not quite in that category. It is just a tickle that is a hard ass mother fucker, causing one to jerk and display seizure like activity, and some may even pee from the sensitivity and the ticklehard.

Say, uncle, do you wanna kiss my pee pee until You make it tickle-hard?

by My name is puka… March 22, 2023

Hard Candy

Slang for Child Pornography.

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive

by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023

Hards

The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.

He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.

That monkey is such a Hards
I love how weird hards is

by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 3, 2023