Sloppy Dallas

when you get a blowjob from someone with a dip in

Man she gave the best sloppy dallas ever

by anonymous December 19, 2020

jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass

I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom

by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020

Sloppy Sienna

When a bubbly bum female gives a big dicked male a blowjob in a park after having his hands passionately down her pants making her cum for the first time.

"Did you hear about those two?" , "Yes! Apparently they experienced a Sloppy Sienna!"

by Shlikaboomboom December 29, 2020

Sloppy Stop

When you're getting or giving sloppy head on the side of the road and a cop pulls over to what you're doing on the side of the road. Stopping your blowjob.

Person 1: Last night I was getting sloppy head and a cop ruined it by pulling up and interrupting the whole situation.

Person 2: That's a sloppy stop!

by Wgfjfiosnfnfneoe January 8, 2021

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

Sloppy Lobster

Eating out the booty with melted garlic butter while they are wearing fishnets, timbs and a biker jacket.

Kenny: How was last night?
Blake: I gave her the old Sloppy Lobster...ya know

by green_peen_memes January 12, 2021

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021