your mother

the most sexy beautiful amazing woman in the entire world and your lucky to be birthed by this smexy beast

joe: bro your mother is so beautiful
Andy: brother back off she birthed me
Joe: okay jeez

by shroomy wommy March 1, 2022

mother

ur mom

ur mother is a cool person

by ur stepmom is my uncle March 3, 2022

Mother Harassment

When you are trying to make a joke inflicted on the caring women who carry mankind forward.

Me: Your mom lol.
Darrin: Bro you so rude, that's mother harassment.
Me: I'm so sorry bro.

by Laiththeok March 5, 2022

your mother

is a big bozo that blocks literally highways and has never gone off that particular couch since 1985. It is very sad

person 1: give me an example of something big.
person 2: your mother

by Lonnyy March 6, 2022

Balls deep in your mother.

An insult telling somebody that you have sexual relations with their mother.

"You fucking suck"
"Shut up, I'm balls deep in your mother. Maybe get a life before you tell someone they suck."

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

mother majawlzer

A mother who has a big jaw

My friend calls my mom mother majawlzer because she has a huge jaw.

by Carson Sanchez June 4, 2021