creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
•Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)

Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.

by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016

Creaming the Cheese

When you have ejaculated but you keep wanking with some semen on the tip of your penis and under your foreskin until it it goes from viscous to semi solid, similar in consistency to a wet cheese.

Sorry I'm late bro, I was just Creaming the Cheese

by NIGGRO BOII 300 September 21, 2016

CURB CREAM

A nationwide game firemen play. When the driver of the firetruck drives on the curb or hits the curb, he owes the other passenger firemen in the firetruck ice cream. The passengers usually chant "HIT THE CURB, HIT THE CURB!"

It was impossible to park, so I hit the curb and owed the guys curb cream...

by AdmirableAdmiral October 2, 2016

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

Cream sock

When you cum in your sock and then slap someone in the face with subsequently wet sock

Oh man I cream socked him so bad

You gonna make a cream sick later?

by Breecreamsock October 30, 2015

cream log

Millennial slang for a Hostess Twinkie.

I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?

by KingCraborNo? November 2, 2015

Cream of clam

When someone hacks up a loogy, there sick ,chest cold,

Cofh yum cream of clam

by Jabony December 10, 2015