tom

is really really really really really really dum

yo that tom is really really really really dum

by thevanderzzfanboy May 5, 2023

tom cronin

a lad who can pull bare lasses when hes with a lass

omg peter is doing a tom cronin

by LOL_LOL69 May 7, 2023

Tom

Tom is a guy that has glasses. He is usually very nice, not cool, but he is cool. He has hands that do handy things. He has ears too. He alsl has a nose, a small nose, that smells. He has no friends, and is very naughty.... heheheheheheheheh. I wonder what he will do next time to you, naughty naughty.

Girl: Tom is being naughty
Guy: what did he do
Girl: hehehehehehe

by hi charlie May 9, 2023

Dirty Tom

When your so drunk and high that you strip off and piss on your friends table and get caught by an underage drunk girl

You did a dirty tom at the party

by Kitro666 August 24, 2023

Tom taylor

The greatest set of men to ever exist, today marked the faitful day we all grouped together to form tomism.

“Im tom taylor”
“No way im tom taylor”

by Tom taylor August 30, 2023

Toms River

A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.

Toms River has a big population.

by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023

Tom Conti as Albert Einstein

Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023