11 and a half inches

A really big dong.

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.

by EmsyXx October 10, 2020

Half a man

When a guy gets testicle cancer and has too get one nut removed.

Look at ol uniball, he had nut cancer so he's only half a man.

by Racist Bstard October 16, 2020

Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020

yo half

a person wit half a face the lowest form of people they really suck at everything

I fucking hate that goddamn half he keeps gettin in my way lets hit him wit a stick and sum rocks

by jonny p winkle and the sundance kids November 2, 2003

Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022

Half Chap

A smaller or fun sized can of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage. Tend to be used for mixed drinks or handed out for free at public events as a taster

Yo dog. Wing me one of those half chaps. I'm thirsty.

by Jacques Le Selle July 11, 2022

Half Drink Haynes

When a man named Kyle Haynes only drinks half a beer and then gets a new one

“Look at all these half full cans. Half drink Haynes strikes again.”

by Lindseyswank July 16, 2022