Got Quirked

The act of giving a grown man a swirley and banging his head off the toilet and after he gets up proceeding to knock him out all while having a fat lip of grizzley in your mouth

That guy at the bar nut tapped me so I dragged him in the bathroom and quirked his ass.

You got quirked punk.

by Girthy swinger December 29, 2024

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

its got hair on it

An phrase commonly used by salespeople to express that a deal or sale which should be be simple, is not, due to multiple items complicating it. A situation that is complex due to multiple uncommon complications involved.

Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.

I've got a huge deal I can close, but it may take a while to figure everything out. Its got hair on it.

by Tstretch January 13, 2025

Got up

Dress someone up in a sophisticated, elegant, or distinctive fashion.

he was got up in striped trousers and a dinner jacket

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

⚡️GOT

I run out for more milk everytime svs looks bad.

I ⚡️GOT THE FK OUT OF THE!

by DoubleDownDumbass June 19, 2025

⚡️GOT

Kind of a terrible player. Not quite the "Goat", more like the Scrote.

I don't think we can handle this alliance.. let'⚡️GOT the hell out of here"

"⚡️GOT dayum they hit hard, time to bounce."

⚡️GO-T doesn't know

by DoubleDownDumbass June 19, 2025

Have you got another song?

Said in a deadpan tone in response to someone dropping their bat ie dropping their club money ie opening the ham ie treading on a frog ie cutting the cheese ie dropping their guts ie farting. Other responses include, speak up brown! Sew a button on that! how do you spell that? More tea vicar? And, twist!

The pope: parp!

Simon Cowell slowly putting a hand up and saying, ‘have you got another song?

by Moojhab o’Kool July 7, 2025