Hold my pocket

a male dominated by female, afraid of premarital skin touching

ava: wya bitch
jax: on the stairs stfu
(jax and ava find eachother in the halls and accidentally touch skin before their married)
jax drops to his knees praying to God for forgiveness*
ava:yeah that’s right hold my pockets bitch

by docterocterpussie October 1, 2021

new yokr hot pocket

Fucking the Pussy so hard it squirts blood.

She was so mean so I gave her a new yokr hot pocket

by SexyMotherfucker April 2, 2014

Kansas City hot pocket

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.

You have not had real BBQ until you try a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good.

by El Conquistador July 12, 2017

kansas city hot pocket

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.

You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!

by El Conquistador July 12, 2017

Three Pocket Panic Attack

The sudden dread you feel from looking for something vital in your pockets and not finding it until the very last pocket.

"Where is my wallet? No, no, NO, oh shoot there it is. I just gave myself a three pocket panic attack."

by BlueAx July 7, 2012

Deep Pockets with Glass in the Bottom

Your so cheap that you can't get to your money in your pockets and if you could you wouldn't because there is sharp glass in the bottom, therefore you won't try to get your money. Cheapskate.

Adam is so cheap he has deep pockets with glass in the bottom.

by jdgator June 18, 2011

Three pat pocket check

When, after a night of drinking or about to leave a friends house or party, you pat down your pockets for your three most important items.

1.Wallet
2. Cellphone
3. Keys

After a night of heavy drinking, Chris performed the three pat pocket check to make sure he had his wallet,cellphone and keys.

Jack: Hey man lets go.
Jacob: Sure, lemme do a pocket check.

by Derpdaderp July 23, 2011