dick abusers

Military Slang meaning ones hand

The drill sergeant yelled at the recruits for having their "dick abusers" in their pants pocket.

by dirty red in KY January 9, 2012

Bagga Dicks

Derived from the term "Bag of Dicks" this phrase means: Sucks; Terrible; Is unfavorable; having qualities that would be deemed douche-like. Shitty beyond compare.

1) Dude, that guy is a Bagga Dicks
2) Man, I'm sorry to hear that, that's a Bagga Dicks

by TKao September 21, 2011

Adrenaline Dick

When you pre cum and start to lose wood, but instead of pulling out you let it marinate in her until he starts to drown and adrenaline hits. It’s fight or flight but your dudes a warrior.

She sucked me so good i thought I was done for but then I gave her some of that adrenaline dick!

- Frankie Trendzilla

by Frankie Trendzilla October 29, 2019

dickless dick

A person without a dick that is acting like a dick

You’re such a dickless dick.

by Ajax411 December 5, 2020

Diet Dick

A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.

I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.

by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

Thomas Dick

The juiciest cock you have ever seen. It usually takes 3 girls to suck it off and sometimes a guy. Other people will say it is smol because they have never seen a dick so massive

yoooo Thomas dick is so much bigger than Hansens dick

by Hansen+Ella November 3, 2020

Sped-Dick

Izac proctor

When I grow up I don’t want to be a sped-dick aka Izac proctor

by Captain-Dick November 6, 2020