Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Cookie Dookie

Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.

I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

cookie pizza

basically the God of all desserts and soon to be memee

Cookie Pizza?

by Kreemy Kevin May 4, 2018

cookies

It's an exclamation shouted right after stealing the basketball from the offense. It originated around 1991-1993 and was related to the cookie crisp commercial in which the cookie crook tried to steal cookies from the breakfast table while his dog sidekick screamed cooooooooookies.

-Chris Allen @ceeayy

COOKIES! Yo, you see him steal the ball from son.

by CeeAyy December 31, 2016

cookie

When markiplier says a random word

for example, hi i am marki..COOKIE!

by Tigerstar January 4, 2017

Cookie Butter Democrat

A person, generally upper middle class, who claims to be progressive and/or leftist, but it extremely centrist and cares little for the struggles of marginalized groups (unless directly affected). Cookie Butter Democrats embrace neoliberal values and believe that capitalism can be ethical. The term comes from the phrase "Democrats don't really care about native sovereignty and will not until affects the supply of cookie butter at Trader Joe's"

He doesn't care about imperialism , he's a Cookie Butter Democrat.

by feeshna January 26, 2017